Tonight, I have to speak in a very important debate tonight. What suit & tie combo would you recommend?
Sincerely,
AAG Jr.
Blurgs AAG Jr.,
First, you repeat self, say, "tonight...tonight." That stupid. No do in debate, okay?
Okay.
As for clothes, you look Ookla, okay? What you see? Only wear loin cloth, that right. Less mean more, you hear that expression? Well, it stupid, yes. Someone try give Ookla half yak for dinner and tell is more than full yak, Ookla take balance of meat out of he ass. But kind of true this way: You wear less clothes, show off more body, and voters follow. You no wear stupid piece of cloth around neck. Come out in no more clothes than Thundarr, and you be winner -- unless you all flabby-flab in first place. Then you deserve lose.
OTM
